Weekend fuck
verb. to have s-x drunk and condomless. usually involving parties of the “sl-ttier” nature, weekend f-cking typically makes for both the most pleasurable s-x and the best stories. side effects include awkward moments, ruined friendships, abortions, and more weekend f-cking.
weekend f-cking etiquette includes the male party making a substantial effort to never talk to the female opposite again, and the female party waiting approximately 7 days before telling the male opposite “i think i am pregnant” regardless of whether pregnancy is actually plausible.
note: weekend f-cking does not necessarily have to take place on the weekend.
“bro, this sl-t came over last wednesday night and i totally weekend f-cked her.”
“so, i think i might have weekend f-cked chris last night, can i borrow 40 dollars?”
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