weekiversary
when a couple has been dating for a week and the girl finds it necessary to celebrate. however her boyfriend doesn’t remember so he gets himself into some deep sh-t.
sarah: it’s our weekiversary! here’s a new cellphone case!
neil: our what?
sarah: we have been going out for a week! it’s our weekiversary! i thought you cared about me!
neil: oh sh-t
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