weight to tit ratio
the ratio of a girls weight compared to the size of her br–sts.
that b-tch weighs 3 bills but she’s barely an a-cup. that chicks weight to t-t ratio is wack.
the weight to t-t ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their f-ckability. it is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat -sses than small breasted women. however, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger t-ts, to an extent. the weight to t-t ratio helps men decide if the t-ts are worth the fat. the exact definition is:
t/(w^2)=f
where t=t-t size, w=weight, f=f-ckability.
guy 1: “d-mn look at that chicks t-ts!”
guy 2: “dude she’s at least 650 pounds. terrible weight to t-t ratio.”
guy 1: “yeah, but she has double z t-ts so her f-ckablility is a 7.
guy 2: “no you forgot to square the weight. it’s actually 0”
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