Weiner Rust


when a man has been s-xually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to acc-mulate a rusty film around around his banana.
jilll: when is the last time you had s-x?

john: i’m a virgin.

jill: wow you are 48 years old!!! you must have a huge coat of weiner rust!!!

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