Weird Like Wizards
cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.
a small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. during one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the l-ss wishes to “go back to his place, to get weird like wizards”. one wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!
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