Weiskirch Diagonal
a line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. the slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. any person who exceeds the slope of the weiskirch diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
will: man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
jim: did he talk about them a lot?
will: yeah. he and his dad both crossed the weiskirch diagonal.
jim: i hope they like stale bread.
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