Welcome to Facebook


usually found at wtf, welcome to facebook, is a term first designed by mark zuckerberg himself. he made this shortened word to explain to people, “facebook is something different!” give or take a few weeks, and people had turned its common use on facebook for bad. thereby, turning..wtf… to what the f-ck, instead of welcome to facebook.
dude1 – “hey, where’s bob?”

dude2 – “he got in troubl, because yesterday, his dad made a facebook, and he told him wtf, and told him that it meant “welcome to facebook”, then his dad proceeded to message every one of his friends…. “wtf”!

dude1 – “yeah….. “

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