Welfare Cow
welfare cow. a sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. can usually be found grazing in low income apartments. primary occupation is providing for the physical needs of welfare bulls. usually has several offspring with different bulls. social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment pens. as herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from a common bull culminating in great episodes of cops.
the welfare cow woke up the neighborhood when she stepped out on the apartment to yell at her newest boyfriend. i couldnt help but notice she was wearing a bright moo-moo that did little to cover her 400lb weight.
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