noun. a phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.
i ain’t got no minutes on my welfare phone. dont bother calling, text me instead.
- oil panting
intimate petrol sniffing tiffany and i went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting
- sensual cuddles
naked s*xual play without the actual f*cking, kissing, oral s*x, finger f*cking, t*t f*cking just no actual c*ck in p*ssy or c*ck in *ss. yeh they are still virgins, all they ever did was “sensual cuddles”.
- b*m twig
when a small piece of b*g roll twists up in your *rs* hair while wiping i’ve got an b*m twig. can you pull it for me?
- appalachian snorkle
when a man puts the skin from his uncerc*mcised p*n*s around his lovers nose, therefore pressuring them to take a big ol whiff of stank w*ng yesterday, my sister p*ssed me off, so when she was asleep i ventured into her room and gave her an appalachian snorkle…… with my d*ck