Welfaredamus
one who’s on the dole and makes every excuse not to find a job. but this same person has spent the idle, working tax-payer provided funds to hone and refine many needed skills for those on section 8, ow, or call it as it is: welfare. such skills include, but aren’t limited to: predicting the exact date and time the welfare fairy will deposit free money; stretching that mac n cheese/ramen noodle budget so that one on welfare can finance that bmw that those on welfare have; skimping on some non essentials (like dedicating funds to look for work) so that the service to the iphone stays on; what stories work the best to get extra money to buy that bling that’s obligatory; and how to create a savings plan to get multiple ids so that the one on the dole can get more free money.
“nat said that if i just keep watering down the milk all week, i can get the new iphone 6 in no time!”
“brilliant! a true welfaredamus!”
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