Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus
(phrase) used to express extreme disbelief. usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. sometimes also used to express frustration.
father: son, can you take out the trash?
son: no dad sorry i’m working on my killstreak.
father: now son!
son: well f-ck me in the -ss with a cactus!
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pretty much the equivalent of saying -ss without actually saying it; commonly used by boys who are too scared to say it
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the biggest group of 69’s you can find bob: i just had a 696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969
- a loyal nigga
a n-gg- that does not go out and f-ck every girl he sees . also a n-gg- that cares for his girl when in a relationship and do everything for her to make we happy. “girl whats your man like”, “well he’s a loyal n-gg-“,
- amorcast
when you mentally plan out your whole life with someone you just met. i’ve only talked to this guy online and somehow i’m already amorcasting.
- beach umbrellas
someone with fairly small pointy b–bs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them guy 1: “man is her swimsuit padded?” guy 2: “dude she probably has beach umbrellas”