wellband


living beyond the high life, balling out like a rock star on speed. beyond the usual phase of living it up.

may also refer to owning a large home in beverly hills or malibu, california used for throwing week-long benders stacked with champagne, cocaine, pot, whiskey, and cl-ssic women.

can be used as a noun or adjective.
1. rockstars and p-rn stars live the wellband life. their pools are always full of naked ladies and c-ke lines the tables.

2. he’s wellband living large – he just bought five ferrari’s – one for his mom, one for his sister, one for his girlfriend, and two for himself.

3. i wanted to be a philosophy major but i want that wellband life. so i chose engineering.

4. man, it’s 1 a.m. and you’re party’s out of alcohol? there’s nothing wellband about that.

5. your party’s not wellband if no one makes it to the hospital.

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