wench


a dirty pirate hooker
diana is a wench…….
a voluptuous female pirate type woman, usally with a firey att-tude, and usually seen around taverns and bars, seaside fishing towns, and wherever pirates roam.
“argg! that wench be as ugly as a fox!”

or

“i am a wench. kiss me.”
a beautiful women who engages particularly in duties concerning domestic affairs, kitchen cleaning, or ale serving

the object of a pirate’s affection

usually found in sea faring ports, in the back of the kitchen scrubbing pots, p-ssed out under a pirate ship’s deck, or tending to the wash.
yaaar!! call over the tavern wench. me ale bucket needs a filling. and while you’re there, tell ‘er that she should clean out the stain she left on my bed sheets last night. arrrr!
a stout, voluptuous maiden. usually -ssociated with the rennaissance and taverns, where the wench is pictured as a bar-maid, boldly flirting with the swashbucklers and pirates.

is a softer, less-offending version of b-tch.

a mispr-nunciation of “wrench”.
misspelling in cl-ssifieds:

“for sale: 8,500 pound power wench and a queen-size water bed.”
historically a non-derrogatory word for a woman who was not a lady. thus a waitress in times of yore was a “serving wench.” more modernly synonimous with b-tch or sl-t but slightly less ofencive
call over the one of the kitchen wenches, i must needs have more ale.

give that back you wench!
peasant girl. can also be used as a slightly and less aggresive version of b-tch.
“that wench ate my waffles.”
“you wench!”
a slightly less offensive term similar in meaning to “b-tch”
“your’e such a f-cking wench”

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