Went to Jared
is cheap and/or has poor or unsophisticated taste in jewelry
“uhhh… are you wearing my engagement ring!?”
“no, this one is mine.”
“oh. sorry, the look exactly alike, did your fiance…?”
“yeah, he went to jared.” -sigh-
“mine too.”
dying. so coined because married life (which is what huge diamonds are about) and death are nearly identical.
“he went to jared?!”
“yeah, he stepped in front of a car… i’m really sorry.”
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