WereTurtle


a human in which that can turn into a turtle as like jacob black but not a wolf a turtle!
allie:look at stephanie
jacob: omg she is cooler than me!! holy cr-p she is wereturtle
allie: i know!
stephanie: i am the wereturtle ruler of this land and i kill amies and other nasty creatures!

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