Western EGOT


like the traditional egot, the western egot is an honor bestowed upon individuals who achieve the four most elite accomplishments of the american west. to earn a western egot, at some point in their life an individual must eat 50 hard-boiled eggs, survive at least one gunfight, complete an oxen drive of at least 500 miles (oxen may be subst-tuted for cattle or other livestock), and kill their first bear by the age of three (also known as the davy crockett challenge).

western egot (traditional egot)
e – eggs eaten (traditional: emmy)
g – gunfight survived (traditional: grammy)
o – oxen driven (traditional: oscar)
t – three-year bear (traditional: tony)

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