Western Girl


a western girl is like the canadian version of a ‘valley girl’. ‘western’ refers to the place where western girls are created and thrive, the university of western ontario. if you are unsure how to recognize a western girl, you need only observe females at uwo for 5 minutes. eventually you realize the girl that keeps walking past you wearing ugg boots, tights, a b–b belt, large sungl-sses a lulu lemon headband, purposely messy hair, and a very expensive purse is actually many different girls dressed exactly the same. bingo – those are the western girls.
an insider has told me that the purpose of ‘becoming’ a western girl is a (albeit) weak attempt at buying popularity and fitting in.

while many try to be western girls, the true western girl not only looks the part, but is also sl-tty and dumb.
she spent the entire cl-ss blabbering about how she likes to wear tights with the lace at the bottom to show her individuality. she’s a total western girl.

she asked the prof ‘how come, like, we get more seasons than, like, florida?’. she’s such a western girl.

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