Weston Turville


weston turville is a small village that sits near aylesbury and stoke. also known by the scene kidz as ‘weston m-ssive’ the whole village is mainly full of old tarts that get there thrills from being turnt on by sitting on the bus going over speed b-mps. the younger generation go to amersham college, where they jam, get high, steal hash brown from their canteen and partyyyy.

weston turville is a dull place where i would highly avoid unless you want to be so bored you will eat your own arm.
‘yo gully blud, i iz goin to weston turville’

‘sik tingz, go jam wiv da granz’

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