WET DREAM CATCHER
a box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from c-mming. (either with a partner or alone)
“baby, that was great! p-ss me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this j-zz”
“robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed”
a belly b-tton. when you blow your load in your sleep it some times is caught in your belly b-tton to remind you what a good night you had
dude your belly b-tton looks nasty and all crusty
ya its my wet dream catcher
nasty!
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