Wet Pork


after you get done f-cking a nasty sl-t on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.
guy 1 – dude why are you itchin ya d-ck so much, you got crabs or somethin?

guy 2 – naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.

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