wet sandwich
1. someone who is socially awkward
2. someone who is cansidered lame
why is your cousin being such a wet sandwich?
referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.
“i have a banana in my pocket, it’s so all that is that thing, you know?”
“no, i don’t know, that was such a wet sandwich.”
a p-ssy
dude stop being such a ——- p-ssy your totally being a wet sandwich about the whole thing.
a s-xual act in which the male shoves a subway footlong turkey club sandwich into the female’s v-g-n- and f-cks her through it.
“hey, have you given her the wet sandwich yet?”
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