Wet Squirrel


when one takes a major shat and left over sh-t crumbs gets stuck in the -ss hair
i dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get sh-t from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear
when a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while “climbing” the man’s d-ck by rapidly moving hands down it. all of this while making squirrel sounds.
man, i got a wet squirrel from marshall’s mom last night, it was nuts!
when a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.
last night when i was getting my d-ck sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

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