wet t-shirt contest
a wet t-shirt contest is a contest where women, e.g. young college girls during spring break, are encouraged to wear a white or light-colored t-shirt without a bra. the women usually dance on a stage while being sprayed with water, which makes their t-shirts semi-transparent. often, ice water will be used for this purpose in order to cause erect nipples, probably in order to simulate s-xual arousal. sometimes they will remove their clothing, appearing topless or even totally naked.
that wet t-shirt contest was tottally awesome!
event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their br–sts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl’s soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldf-ckacollegegirl.com. partic-p-tion in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
age 19: i totally f-cking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.
age 35: sweetie, help mommy find her g-string and stilletto heels. i’m late for work.
one of the best things you can get for free – young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.
t-ts
a contest that young women wear white or light- colored t-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their t-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
girl 1: aye, have you ever won a wet t-shirt contest?
girl 2: yah!, it was the best thing i ever did!
a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large t-ts
“hey man i heard bobb’s hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he’s inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!”
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