Wet Umbrella


the act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:

noun: while having s-x and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s p-n-s just to the tip as so her p-ssy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s p-n-s will be the handle. after making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.

this is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.

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man stephanie just gave louis the best wet umbrella ever.

amelia and john were having great s-x until amelia gave him a wet umbrella!

girl can you ride up to the tip of my d-ck and give me a wet umbrella?
when a man is f-cking a girl reverse cowboy style, pulls his d-ck out until just the tip is in forming the shaft of the umbrella. then the girl pees, creating a wet umbrella.
d-mn, my girlfriend insisted on trying the wet umbrella, and sh-t was it good.

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