Wet Waldo


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in your partner’s ear, then proceeding to give them a wet w-lly in the affected ear.
we asked melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo mike gave her last night.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in your partner’s ear, then proceeding to give them a wet w-lly in the affected ear.
we asked melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo mike gave her last night.
see mississippi mudfinger.
jake walked into a gay bar by mistake, and some guy gave him a wet waldo.

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