Wet Wanda
a distant cousin of the ‘wet w-lly.’ when a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female’s left ear.
i gave gina a wet wanda last night. she then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.
when someone takes their finger out of a girl’s v-g-n- and then inserts it into her ear. like a wet w-lly, but with v-g-n-l mucus instead of saliva.
that girl from the party wouldn’t sleep with me after i gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.
when you lick your finger and stick it up a girl’s v-g-n-. then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.
richard: hey, watch me wet wanda sandra over there!
jake: lolk
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