Wet Willy Turnpike


while recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. you proceed to twist your dong in her ear. when done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.
did you hear what plangger did last night? he finally gave that nicole wh-r- the wet w-lly turnpike.

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