wetch


originated in room 8350 in the year 2008.
1. n. synonymous with the watch of a cmod. (see example 1).
2. n. a derogatory, applied to a person, greater in magnitude than the sum total of {b-tch + ho + joe + group 3 major + varsity athlete + yut-yut + bilge}. not a wench. (see example 2).
1. “i’m on duty this weekend. i have to go stand wetch.”
2. “chill out, you wetch! stop being such a bravo-elf.”
an alternate version of any other vulgar name for a female
who do you think you are, wetch?!

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