Wetzels Pretzel


an accidental s-x-position that occurs when two people are beginning s-xual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different s-x position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of s-x.
due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, will and kristina found themselves in an totally awkward wetzels pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.

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