Whack the slack


the act of slapping your p-n-s on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.
samson: “john, i know you were w-nking in there but d-mn that took a while brah”
john: “well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat”

Read Also:

  • Whatagoodkid

    exclamation of approval, or kudos for notable action. you won the new hampshire primary? whatagoodkid.

  • Whale Milk

    a delicious beverage invented by spelda. much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. coming soon in chocolate and strawberry. when all the cows die out, you’ll want a gl-ss. is soupy looking c-m afer c-mming 3 or more times “d-mn trey you just whalemilked all over the place

  • What do-o?

    shortened version of “what are you doing?” when you answer the phone it saves time to cut to the chase and just ask “what do-o?”

  • wheel of fortune

    the best game show (next to price is right) in the world. what’s better than spinning a wheel to win money? contestant: i’d like to solve the puzzle: supercalifragelistcexpialidocious a game show where it always seems the contestants they pick make ridiculous mistakes, and you wish that you were lucky enough to have a chance […]

  • What Kind

    greeting, slang, used most commonly in south africa (subsequently also the source of the term). also used as a question, in order to show emotion as well as to find out information about certain things. also spelt “whatkyn”, “watkyn” or ‘kyn”. donavan: “what kind gents” crowd: “howsit, what’s up?” herm-n-s: “i wrapped that blunt in […]


Disclaimer: Whack the slack definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.