Wharf Form


wharf form is the physical and sometimes mental result of a being lingering around a wharf for far too long. to be in wharf form means that one has become the most grisly form of one’s self, and can repel others with a seaweedy stare. wharf form has frightened many, but it has also inspired some: the most notable example being wharfcatz, a godly band from maine.
wharf dude: “yarg! come yonder and have some mishee soup!”
woman: “tom, get away from that wharf dude! he’ll take your soul!”
tom: “i just want to pet his cat, woman.”
woman: “that’s no normal cat, it’s in wharf form!”

r.i.p. tom, 12/15/06.

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