Wharton School of Business


1. the product of many multinational banks and investment houses pooling their resources to create a single, monstrously-evil human resources department.

typical characteristics of a wharton student include:
lack of simple human decency.
instant rage when one mistakes university of pennsylvania for penn state.
owning a usurious amount of designer suits.
general disdain for a minuses
considering a hundred dollar bill too small for practical purposes.
possessing a version of their resume customized to every fortune 500 company.
laughing maniacally when cornell’s school of hotel administration is mentioned.
and just being all around evil.
donald trump went to wharton school of business

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