what a jack!
a term used when you can not use profanity such as jack-ss or f-cking -sshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn’t swear. also, it’s a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jack-ss and they don’t know, but it feels good to you.
recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and i plus our 4 year old daughter. at the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the ashley madison hack site. my response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was “what a jack! i’m so sorry”. another example is when you are working with a male customer who’s being an -sshole you can say “take your time deciding jack and let me know if i can be of further -ssistance ” the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying “my name is matt” and you can choose to apologize or say ” i’m sorry i thought it was jack”.
Read Also:
- sumsorta
some sort of she definitely has sumsorta lyrical brilliance.
- oklahoma thunderbang
when a guy is crushin’ puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. the electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme -rg-sm. side effects often include the sh-tting of oneself due to excessive stimulation. i tried the oklahoma thunderbang on morgan last night, but now i’m gonna have to buy new sheets.
- jack steuber
a person who generally is a coward. he acts straight in front of most people but really takes it in the -ss and loves it. someone who is so ignorant to a situation that he acts like a prepubic adolescent. say what you mean don’t be a jack steuber; p-ssy
- bus dust
trash and debris blown up into unsuspecting patrons faces as a bus leaves the curb 1. “aw man my eye ! stupid bus dust!” 2. person 1:dude you can’t eat that sandwhich !! person 2:why?!! it’s just a little dirt person 1:”no dude ,it’s bus dust!”
- strawberry mackenzie
something i call my baby girl 12-11-15 mahad: hey potato mackenzie: noooooo mahad: ok ok, hey strawberry mackenzie 😉