What Are You Wearing?


the internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone s-x.
-two people talking on the phone-

kate: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

mark: that’s funny, baby. so, what are you wearing?

kate: you know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

mark: why don’t you slip out of ’em, baby?

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