Whataburger

a restaurant chain which is based in corpus christi, texas, and mainly serves the southern region of the u.s. has a reputation for making some of the best food you can get at a fast-food place. they do take near-forever when it comes to serving your order, but they compensate for the slow service with the great food.
speedy service does not equal quality.

whataburger fries container and cup
resturant which has the best f-cking hamburgers in the world, 2nd best fries next to mcdonalds, and open 24/7 which is awesome, stoners paradise, makes all other burgers taste like cr-p, and you can order the burgers any way you like ex. triple meat, triple cheese, and bacon
its 3 a.m. and i’m hungry, i think i will go to whataburger and get something to eat.
founded in 1950 in corpus christi, texas, whataburger now has approximately 700 locations scattered over mostly several southern states and is still a family owned restaurant business. well regarded by employees and patrons alike, they are known for quality and value. they are always my choice for a fast, delicious, quality meal whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner or simply a snack.
examples: whataburger breakfast taquitos are the best, whataburger hamburgers (bacon cheeseburger with jalapenos is my favorite) are the best, whataburger has the best chicken strips and always the best shakes! also, i’d rather eat whataburger’s fried fish than from a traditional restaurant and nowhere else can compare to whataburtger’s onion rings. i just wish that there were more of them so i didn’t have to go so far to get meals. and no, they did not pay me to say this – not so much as even a free burger. they’re just good!
if you live in the southern region of the united states, it’s the place to go to when you’re drunk as sh-t 2am in the morning with your mates. they serve amazing burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why texas kicks -ss.
guy 1: dudeeeeee i’m getting the munchiest let’s go to whataburger
guy 2: f-ck yeah! i’m keeping the place number too as part of my whata number collection too!
guy 3: f-ck yeah texas!
corrections please: “wataburger” is spelled “whataburger”. finna is a word that is only heard…. never spelled.
e.i. “man that line at watterr-burger sure was looong to—night”. sounds kind of like water burger. in fact my sister and thought that was how it was really spelled too until we were like …. old enough to spell. it is spelled whataburger
a chain in north carolina that predates the texas whatabuger by several years, refered to by locals as waterburger. 100 times better that the texas whataburger and an inch bigger burger, with mustard slaw chili and an entire slice of onion instead of cr-ppy minced onions, pickle on top of the bun. they also have a drink that is basically a suicide with pickles called the “witchdoctor” and cherry lemon sundrops. best sweet tea in the world.
“lets go get some waterburgers(what-a-burger) and a cherry lemon sundrop!”
subst-tute for whatever.
it’s whataburger.
~or~
man 1: let’s go to mcdonald’s
man 2: na bra i feel like wendy’s
man 1: f that, guy i gotsta have my mickey d’s!
man 2: alright, whataburger dude i don’t f-in’ care.

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