Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.
used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat”. a goat totally can’t float, because it’s waterlogged. see?
joe: i’m gonna do an internet!
pete: whatever floats your waterlogged goat…
joe: what the actual f-ck?
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- whatever minger
insult used to undermine and embarr-ss others by way of nonchalance. usually used as a defence or retaliation to their comment. p-ssive aggressive behaviour but with an extra kick kirsty: the printer’s broken/dinner’s ready/please take out the rubbish andy: am i bothered? kirsty: whatever minger
- what? i like ponies?
when someone says one of the most random things in the world, you throw this back at them. someuberguy: please don’t cheat citizenfish: what? i like ponies? insomniac: same citizenfish: same
- What's really gracious?
“whats going on?”, or “what’s up for tonight?” may be used as, “what’s really gracious right now shon/b/broseph?” also, if someone is getting you p-ssed off and you’re about to throw down as in, “what’s really good?” i call tim and he’s like, “what’s really gracious?”, and i’m like, “you’re garbunkin outta control right now!”
- What the Shrek?
an expression used in place of what the heck or what the h-ll. girl: i’m pregnant with your baby boy: what the shrek?
- What the Hell Carlos
synonym for: why did you do that? what the heck? what the f david blaine? shortened to wthc when used for instant messaging or texting. dude, i went to the liquor store but i forgot to buy some rum. what the h-ll carlos!?