Whatever fords your river.


similar to “whatever caulks your wagon”, both taken from the cl-ssic apple ii game oregon trail. both mean “whatever makes you happy”
me: i’m gonna kick that ginger.

hunter: hey man, whatever fords your river.

Read Also:

  • what the poop

    an expression subst-tuting a curse for p–p what the p–p what the p–p! p–p what the ? hi statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. very catchy. also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. but not to be used in buisness or proper situations. “hey molly, we don’t want you to come to the […]

  • What's a penny made out of?

    instead of saying “cop!”, you can ask this question and not seem obvious. “what’s a penny made out of?” copper” used to signal the presence of a cop. barthalamule: hey joe, what’s a penny made out of? joe: copper

  • whiskerine

    derived from the combination of the words “whiskey” and “listerine” (not the liquids). when someone has super potent alcohol on their breath. they don’t need to speak for one to smell it, but when they do, the stench is amplified. usually the culprit is trying to mask or cover the smell while at work, in […]

  • whoopty

    a beat up car or a piece of sh-t on wheels christina drove that $200 whoopty to school.

  • whopper junior

    whopper junior refers to someone who kills accidentally minors during combat.explanation: whooper juniors are being soled in burger king. in short; b.k. and b.k. stands for baby killer he’s a whopper junior. a baby italian boy; the son of a whopper. my fat mama had a whopper junior last night!


Disclaimer: Whatever fords your river. definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.