Whatever takes you home.


this millennial update of the swingin’ 60’s “whatever turns you on” is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. truly a “post-p-rn” phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce s-xual arousal and ultimately, -rg-sm (“home”). loosely, it can mean “whatever makes you happy” or “there’s no accounting for taste.”
gossip #1: have you seen his new wife? she’s half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!”

gossip #2: wow. whatever takes you home, i guess, hmm?

or:

man #1: i’m painting my house canary yellow… what do you think?

man #2: whatever takes you home.

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