What’s a truck?
a rhetorical question, rooted in distillers message board lore, which has become a metaphysical problem of tremendous proportions.
when someone asks you what a truck is, don’t pretend you know. your concept of a truck, as a big motor vehicle with a flat bed in back, or perhaps as the piece of metal that connects the wheels of a skateboard to the deck, is only scr-ping the surface of this quandary. this question is on par with the meaning of life, in terms of complexity.
“dude, i kept seeing these huge wheeled things on i-80, on my way up here. it was alarming, i have no idea what they were.”
“don’t look at me, i have no idea what you were talking about.”
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