whats on the menu
savagly raping an old female lunchlady. to start you take her roll of quarters and feed it down her b-ttwhole. second you ask her what is for lunh… she says sloppy joes or left over steamy meatloaf with a side of tator tots. i choose the joes. you then punch her square in the face and shove the je down her pie hole. then you brutaly rape her and make her lick taco sauc out of your belly b-tton. the stage before the final step is that u f-ck both her ears while puring mayo down her mouth and t-t. also you must hit her in her throat. the final course is dessert. i choose the choclate delite. i lick choclate sauce clean out of her b-tthole, then follow with a dilger like sh-t in her mouth. dont forget to kill her with her cash register!
yo u see whats on the menu ;]
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