what’s your aardvark?


shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their ipod or itunes, based on the fact that “aardvark” is the first word in the english dictionary.
a: “what’s your aardvark?”
b: “aaliyah. yours?”
a: “a-ha.”
b: “that’s useful to know.”

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