Wheatboy


very similar to a ricer but pertaining to base model domestic cars made to look fast without any means to actually be fast. usually v6 automatic ford mustangs owned by 17 year old boys who think that stickers, shopping cart wings, neon, spinning rims, and body kits make a car fast.

dude 1: yo!!! check out my mustang!!! it’s got naawwwwz! see…i have the sticker right here next to the gt-r emblem!

dude 2: -backs away slowly- sorry…i’m allergic to your neon lights…why don’t you go race a pinto, wheatboy.

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