wheaties
pr-nounced wee-t.
1. a slanderous word used to describe brown people in the same way that n-gg-r was used to describe black people.
2. also, a very crumbly cracker.
amanda “did. you see that brown man asking for stuff?”
jason “yeah! what a wheaty.”
the breakfast of champions.
mommy, i’m gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because i’m a champion.
when you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great b-tt s-x with her. it is the new breakfast of champions.
8:30 am….
“steve, how do i get back to your place?”
“you take franklin back to lasalle…wait where the f-ck are you?”
“i slept at some girls place.”
“did you bang her?”
“no, but i ate my wheaties when i woke up.”
“huh?”
“i f-cked her in the -ss.”
“oh, word.”
“ya, it’s the new breakfast of champions.”
the rough texture of a p-n-s
his p-n-s felt wheaty.
the rough and grainy texture of a p-n-s
“his p-n-s felt very wheaty.”
really good weed
man, let’s go get some wheaties!
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