Where am I GOING, CARL?!


a seriously funny line from the nationwide insurance “vanishing deductible” commercial.
guy: every year you don’t have an accident, your deductible goes down!

one year- -guy fades slightly-
the next year- -fades again-

keeps fading and says “where am i going, carl?!”
-guy disappears completely-
carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

….that was awesome!

Read Also:

  • drinks from the warm tap

    derogatory expression for one who is h-m-s-xual yeah, he drinks from the warm tap…

  • gaping axe wound

    a v-g-n- with loose lips i had a lapdance and she had a right gaping axe wound

  • Where's the Fridge

    wtf in code incase youngsters are around or you are not able to curse. 1: where’s the fridge! why is the bugle ringing so early?! an alternative and not as vulgar way to say wtf. commonly used when there are adults or children around. can also be used just because it sounds fun or because […]

  • where the spam

    the word spam, in this case, is not used to make refference to the almighty wonder of questionable food that is spam, but rather a subst-tute for a curse word. this phrase is usually used by an individual who is questioning a location but is also looking to cut back on their swearing. other similar […]

  • whevah

    the fusion of the words what and ever, the lazy man’s whatever. usually used on it’s own as a response to something you care not for and do not want to discuss. ma: “andrew, i’ve discovered you’ve been sh-gging the dog behind our back. that dog means a lot to your father and you should […]


Disclaimer: Where am I GOING, CARL?! definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.