where was I


an exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.
“so i said to the president, look here you whipper-snapper, i have an onion on my belt and… and… wait, where was i?”
a statement or utterance in the form of a rhetorical question made when one comes to the realization that either: 1. you were not invited to an event or party or 2. you do not rememeber you were at an event or party (sometimes in reference to partying too much)
i heard there was an awesome party downtown last night!! where was i?

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