Where your mom?!
an illiterate fob who’s a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.
{on the phone}
fob: what’s your name?
me: what’s your name?
fob: where you go?
me: where you go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where your mom?
fob: wh-…
me: {hangs up}
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awkward question asked by wanda’s neighbor-aka “the lady with the tattooed eyebrows”; question asked by a fob; other phrases may be: what your name? & where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language… it’s easier that way; the only thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).
tattooed eyebrows lady: what your name?
son: i thought you named me! you should know.
tattooed eyebrows lady: what your name?!
son: oh… i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
tattooed eyebrows lady: what your name?! (hi son.)
son: hi mom.
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