Where’s my cookie?


whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one’s job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of ‘parental control’.
super: so, you’ll deal only with tough love inc, b-st-rd enterprises and you’re screwed airline from now on and i’ll take on the two new accounts of tropical island bikini’s and lush paradise landscapes – ok?

worker: i know that we all have to deal with cr-p around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where’s my cookie?

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