Wherethefuckarewees
an endangered race of people living in the tall gr-sslands of the canadian north. they’re name was given by the explorers who first came upon them, after they heard these creatures distinct call “where-the-f-ck-are-we”, said very fast and at a high pitched tone, and normally when they are seen jumping through the gr-ss. they are a short people; the tallest grow to become 4 feet at the most. they are dwarfed in comparison to the the tall gr-ss, which grows up to 6 and 7 feet. they have evolved to become great jumping beast, jumping up to 7 and 8 feet.
they live in tribal communities with chieftains as there leaders. the wherethef-ckarewees are deeply religious individuals, worshiping the great and almighty g-d phalanx.
these people once spread across all of canada and the northern united states. after a series of wars between them and the buffalo, and later in history the oppressive white man(who used them as slave labor), the wherethef-ckarewees have become endangered and only live in the northern part of the canadian province of saskatchewan, and in the northwest territories.
father: there is a mighty race of people, know as the wherethef-ckarewees, who linger about the gr-ssland, you must avoid them children.
son: leah said she saw one!
father: she is a liar.
daughter: i did see one!
father: shut up.
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