whiner


a little unmasculine feminine b-tch who whines about everything and anyone and cant just let things lie. they will go on for years and act like a total p-ssy over nothing. they create drama.
vitale is such a whiner, i cant believe anyone actually believes his bs stories and lies.
people who b-tch about anything and everything and never have anything good to say.

aka. those who need to f-ck off!
whiners: waaaa, (insert complaining about anything here) i’m never happy with anything because my gl-ss is half empty!

rest of the world: ugh, shut the f-ck up and get out of here.
a nagging upset complainer. a spoiled person who cries when he doesn’t get his way.
eg : “portal is such a whiner when no one agrees with him about his whiny industrial music… it’s cr-p!”

“he bragged about his masters degree but when no one cared, he acted like a whiner”
someone who consistently complains about other people being screen peekers when they simply can’t admit that they’ve been outplayed.

this is especially prevalent when people keep running out in the open to the same places, and keep getting killed.
whiner: how did you see me there?
whiner: there’s no way you could have known i was there.
whiner: screen peeker
in the work place: experts still can’t agree whether it’s an incurable disease or a dangerous parasite and sub-species of the common “d-g-f-ck-r”.

easy to spot. like the common d-g-f-ck-r, hands are always in their pockets and they are seldom found working. they differ in that they display a unique ability to produce an unmistakable nasal like tone that can only be produced by the common d-g-f-ck-r when it’s nostrils are pinched. if left unchecked is known to spread to the common d-g-f-ck-rs.

they seek out host-victims and drain the energy from anybody who will listen to them. they thrive on creating chaos and will poision the workplace. experts all agree that a “whiner” cannot be cured and must be exterminated. companies that have specialized in ridding households of banker infestations are now expanding into the lucrative commercial field of d-g-f-ck-r and whiner extermination.

interim protection from parasitical drain: a whiner is defenseless against the “sucker-punch” because their hands will be in their pockets. when they are still seeing stars, respond with “f-ck-off and go do some work!” and nothing more. the parasite will seek out other hosts.
what a pathetic whiner.

also known as urban dictionary contributor a midwestern christian.
a midwestern christian is such a whiner.
according to presidential candidate john mccain’s advisor phil graham, whiners are americans who complain about the poor economy.
citizen: “but mr. mccain, americans can’t afford to fuel their cars or buy groceries anymore.”
john mccain: “americans are such whiners.”

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