Whippedman Syndrome
the often all to occuring condition that afflicts most young men. this is a sympton of the condition known as “relationships”. your once best friend who you were in constant contact with will defect to another person, more than likely a woman. what once was regular catch up’s for beer and football turn into only failry common email’s and text message. the condition can descend into married man syndrome if not treated early by removal of the original protaganist (the relationship). it is important to note that the person afflicted with this syndrome will get defensive and try to protect the syndrome with the best of thier ability. removal should be excercised with extreme caution, as it can lead to m-ssive depression bout’s, contracting aids from hookers, and possibly suicide. for effective medications see chainsaw, katana, twin’s and adultery
“man, sharky’s new b!tch is really p-ssing me off, he’s getting the whippedman syndrome bad.”
“yeah, i feel you, i just hope it doesn’t turn into married man syndrome”
“fo shiz.”
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